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#97 There are three people involved in this FML 1) idiot bf 2) homewrecking slut 3) Girlfriend "She" as in the homewrecking slut is probably in jail with the idiot bf. Therefore, "she" cannot bail him out so he called the next best thing. His GF. Too bad he's an idiot, and i'm pretty sure she said screw you for screwing around. Muahaha.
just leave that retard in jail, hes an idiot for doing it in a model home
as bad as it is, people with iq's under 70 can probably use PCs about now, and definitely have family who do. Retards are also a minority who very likely didn't choose to be how they are (in theory a smart kid who intentionally damages his brain before being 18 is legally considered retarted). If race gender or sexual wiring are not OK to bash, which I dont believe they are, then IQ shouldn't be either. I think "stupid" is considered safe as safe, as well as idiot and moron, have all lost their legal classifications long ago, so use them.
Wow wtf? I hate political correctness idiots like you. I don't believe that discrimination is right but you are such a pansy. I'd like to punch you in your hipster glasses. Your probably one of those people that's all "omg he called him a retard waaaaaaaaaa you shouldnt say that, take it back, that's not very nice!" In conclusion fuck political correctness.
Please tell me you didn't bail his sorry ass out? It'd be great if you actually just laughed at him and hung up the phone.
We have some goddamn stupid people here in the Midwest, sadly. Just a couple weeks ago, some woman who thought she would save money on cosmetic surgery decided to buy a bottle of silicone off the internet for $10 and inject it into her face at home, rather than go to a qualified professional. The bottle was 100% silicone and read "for external use only". I laughed my ass off when I saw the piece.
That is nothing compared to what I've read. There was this women in china or Korea who was obsessed with plastic surgery to a point where doctors said enough. Amazingly, she found a doctor that supplied her with silicon and needles so that she could inject her own face at a fraction of the cost. When that ran out, she figure why not use cooking oil, it makes perfect sense. Then doctors had to remove 260 grams of foreign substance out of her body. It kind of makes me wonder there are these kind of people out there. And people wonder why the world is in total chaos.