Like a virgin

By JustSomeGuy - 30/07/2013 03:43 - United States - Bulverde

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Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
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ridemyrocket 9

Awe the poor kid lost his purity and now thinks he is going to hell.

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emilie_gambii 9

Poor guy :( maybe he wasn't ready. Premarital sex can be pretty devastating to some people if they weren't fully prepared for it. I'm sorry it was a bad experience, OP.

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vintaqe 28

Lucky. I want to take someone's virginity.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

That is unfortunately all too common a reaction on having sex for the first time among people who had an upbringing in a religious tradition that features lots of guilt and lots of sex-negativity. FYL. Hopefully he gets over it.

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GagzD 4

That is just stupid.. Why consent to sex if you are so afraid of your religious crap.

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hazardmuffin 21

It can be difficult getting your head out of that kind of sex-negative space if you were raised in that kind of atmosphere, regardless of how you feel about it. Not stupid at all.

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TheEllybeanGirl 10

Awww poor guy! He wasn't ready. Just help him through it. Pray with him, go to church with him, anything to help him through it. He seems like a sweet guy!

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Jlow17 4

You shouldn't have made him feel pressured into having sex apparently he is Christian

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