First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Well, that's awkward.

J_Kertz 14

"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"

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Well, that's awkward.

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friedpwnadge 25

At least he's not a screamer.

"Now honey, if you ever have sex be sure to let your dad and I both know"

FMLprincess023 13

Wait....that's not normal?

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I can only imagine the phone call that followed. "Mom, Dad, I just had sex... and it didn't feel good!"

Not sure if I believe this or not. Simply because it's the lyrics to "just had sex".

Maybe it's just his regular sex routine

isn't that special

J_Kertz 14

"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"

"Mom.....Dad....." feels more like how he started if he was crying the whole time. Unless of course it was tears of joy.

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Or maybe it was just that damn good!

RedPillSucks 31

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shyeahh_fml 19

What the hell?

J_Kertz 14

Maybe we should worry about #62...

How old is your Boyfriend?

I am going to assume he wasn't quite ready.....

Did he call them crying asking them to come pick him up..?

"Yea it felt so good, that I called my parents right after I was done!"

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"But I cried the whole time!" Doesn't matter, had sex!

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

"I think she might've be a racist. Still counts!"