Like a virgin

By JustSomeGuy - 30/07/2013 03:43 - United States - Bulverde

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Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML
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ridemyrocket 9

Awe the poor kid lost his purity and now thinks he is going to hell.

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emilie_gambii 9

Poor guy :( maybe he wasn't ready. Premarital sex can be pretty devastating to some people if they weren't fully prepared for it. I'm sorry it was a bad experience, OP.

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Epikouros 31

At least you made a big impression. Let's hope he'll be able to laugh about it later.

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randm_dude 9

Poor Jonas brother. Guess he thought of the money he won't get from Disney if you go public.

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Iforgotaname 9

YDI for being gay.

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disturbedgd 26

Well at least its better than yup-yup-yup-yup constantly

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XxWormFoodxX 14

It was probably too much for the poor boy xD

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TheModernPatriot 14

I'm a Christian, I believe in God and the whole nine yards, now I know I've fallen short many times. I know you are supposed to wait til marriage, but I'm glad I didn't and I know that one day I'll have to stand before God about this and many other things.

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imdabess 9

If I had a penny for every time I did that... oh. I havent.. fml..

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emmydafox 16

Go slow, the poor guy was probably just nervous and that calmed him. Hope everything works out better the next time, guys. :)

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