This is proof you should never get out of bed.

Curse you gravity!

More bed time? Why the hell not?

As long as you’re loafing about in bed, you might as well have another excuse to do so.

Sounds like you got out on the wrong foot....

omg I am so sorry. My heart literally broke while reading this. An extended stay in bed isn't all that bad, maybe in the bottom bunk this time..

There once was an anon with flu Who greeted the morning anew They flew from their bunk Crashed with more than a thunk Thus their maladies numbered two

This is why it's so important to open your eyes when you wake up. This way, you would have seen how high you were in relation to the ground.

I slept in a bunk bed and fell out if it many times. It didn't affect me at all. So, did I tell you I had a bunk bed as a kid. I used to fwall owet odd ut all da tym. I wasn't what was I talking about again?

Bed vs. Flu....... bed wins