By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
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This is proof you should never get out of bed.

There once was an anon with flu Who greeted the morning anew They flew from their bunk Crashed with more than a thunk Thus their maladies numbered two

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This is proof you should never get out of bed.

Or proof you should never wake up at all...

Donut_Wizard 23

Curse you gravity!

Lobby_Bee 17

More bed time? Why the hell not?

As long as you’re loafing about in bed, you might as well have another excuse to do so.

manb91uk 22

Sounds like you got out on the wrong foot....

omg I am so sorry. My heart literally broke while reading this. An extended stay in bed isn't all that bad, maybe in the bottom bunk this time..

Ghetis 396 11

Sorry about your heart condition

There once was an anon with flu Who greeted the morning anew They flew from their bunk Crashed with more than a thunk Thus their maladies numbered two

katydid91 31

That was beautiful.

This is why it's so important to open your eyes when you wake up. This way, you would have seen how high you were in relation to the ground.

I slept in a bunk bed and fell out if it many times. It didn't affect me at all. So, did I tell you I had a bunk bed as a kid. I used to fwall owet odd ut all da tym. I wasn't what was I talking about again?

Mechakitty 13

Bed vs. Flu....... bed wins