ohhh my god!!! your lífe totally sucks!!!

pics or it didn't happen. I KNOW THERE IS SOME SOMEWHERE

Merry Christmas.

I saw mama sexting santa clause!!!

haha your hot ... maybe... I dunno. haha but talk about AWKWARD?!

sexxxy(;

I want copies of the pics

I'd understand her room, but the KITCHEN? That's probably the most used room in the house!

well your mums a skank. what mother does that? yeah whatever loads probs do, but in the kitchen when her kids are home? right.. mm does she have a bedroom or is she some sick twisted mum? :)

i sense /s/ 4chan fail

hahaaa ewwwww !

I guess I shouldn't complain but wats with all the girls on fml lately?

whats with the dissapearence of guys? (: haha

post tits or gtfo

or maybe no on was home when he started and op came home early. either way that's awesome!

wht? it's not even Christmas yet!

she should at least have the decency to do it in the bedroom

She was taking those pictures for me. They're in the kitchen because immediately afterwards she was ordered to make me a sandwich.

milf

tell her she got my email wrong and she needs to resend the photos.

Fake and Gay. Pics or it didnt happen.

lol

win.

lol:)

WIN.

Jizz in His Pants.

well it was time for a new pic to put on the Christmas postcards.

lol. naughty list

you take nude pics with nothing on except for certain things OP!? you gotta be shittin me!

JUSTiN BEiBER?

Win ^^

ur moms clearly awesome

She's a nice lady!!!!

How dare you, she's a nice lady! - Allen from the Hangover

he's jacking his little wienus

lol

LOL

Hoe Hoe Hoe!! Merry Christmas!!

That ROCKS, actually!

brown chicken brown cow...

somebody's hungry

Um, Chicago or not, it STILL wouldn't make any sense. Does Christmas occur in September in windy cities? Here I thought it was always in December.

lol 59 don't worry, I was under that same impression...

Lmao @ 45!!