Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, according to my boyfriend, getting me to orgasm takes so long that about 90% of his mental energy is directed at him trying not to orgasm first, so he never really enjoys himself. When he fails to get me to orgasm, I apparently use the forbidden sex phrase “It's fine” which makes him feel worse. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
Tell him to stop asking questions then
alexup24 13
curiosity killed the cat, and the ******...
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omarzrgz 3
Points for trying?
ycrem0n 21
Tell him to use the tongue tornado
DrNuggetcase 3
Hey at least he's trying. It can be really intimidating for a guy when he's with a girl he really likes, and the fact that he told u that shows he trusts you a lot. Just help him out a bit and Im sure you'll b cummin left n right in no time!! Haha
kevinn95 0
Hes to self conscious bout this he needs to just go down into that cave and not come up till he finds water!! Or in this case vagaga juice lol
LSS_fml 18
Your comment grossed me out a little..
Jannettecooks 1
Grab his hair and hold him where you want him while screaming, "Don't Stop!"
GoldenGrizzly 7
I would tell him that you don't want him to ask questions. If you start being a bit more vocal in bed that might help. Tell him you will let him know when he is doing it wrong. If you say, "Oh baby I'm so close keep going, don't stop" he should get the point.
berichsoon 11
Have conversations about your sex life and discuss these kind of things, don't wait until you guys are doing it then talk about it, i think it kills the moment
ale24 4
Lol i hate wen they ask! It kills it!!
writergirl23 19
Tell him that. He needs to realize he needs to shut up and then you'll ******.
indiablue 4
just hold his head down.