Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, according to my boyfriend, getting me to orgasm takes so long that about 90% of his mental energy is directed at him trying not to orgasm first, so he never really enjoys himself. When he fails to get me to orgasm, I apparently use the forbidden sex phrase “It's fine” which makes him feel worse. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
Tell him to stop asking questions then
alexup24 13
curiosity killed the cat, and the ******...
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Comments (162)
trina101 0
Maby he is just nervous You should try talking to him and tell him what he is doing wrong
pip74205 9
Tell him not to come up until you tell him to! Take charge.
mrsayuso 0
Maybe you should be more vocal?
mkaybabyy90 0
Well at least he's trying?
rizzybear 4
YDI for being the girl that just lays there with a straight face and no reassurance to your bf that he's doing a good job.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Who says she's sitting there with a straight face? Maybe she is making noise, but not physically telling him how it feels. She might think that the noise is enough. Don't assume you know her situation, because you don't.
sutianneli 13
Wat a tease ;)
zenshu_fml 3
So tell him what to do, if no one ever explains to him what he's doing wrong he will never know.
RendarSelin 5
Just tell him what he's doing. He'll probably be thrilled he's getting you close and keep going. At least he's concerned with getting you there, so help him out. Stroke his ego a bit, tell him he's doing a great job, and tell him to keep going without stopping. We men are like dogs: we like pleasing our owners (women) and will do anything for a little praise/attention.
josh609 0
so close yet so far away lol
xcmals 0
Does anyone else feel grossed out by sex?
itooamscrewed 10
Depends on who it is