not really... i'm sure she's seen him naked as a little kid although in the social context, maybe as now every time she meets her friends she remembers what her son (OP) showed them... haha but everytime the OP meets his mom's friends it would be even worse for him... so idk

no, for her bcuz op has a chode

I don't know why you would do that, I still close the door going to the bathroom when I'm home alone OP. :p

not realy he did say bookclub so they could have been reading

exaggeration makes the story that much more interesting to read

and at sinner time eating what did she have salad for twenty people?

You don't read at most book clubs.. You read a predetermined amount of the books in your own time and then meet like once a week to discuss the reading.

I luv showers and op same thing happened to me last week but it was Like 6 woman in there 30s anyway it's not that bad u probally are complaining because u have a small dick

Judging by your comment I think it's more likely you're the one with the small dick...

But you would still here some noise. An empty house is almost silent apart from your footsteps and clocks ticking. He would have heard clinking of cutlery and normally dinners aren't dead silent so probably some talking.

let me know where and I will come and take you out for a nice dinner