By oooooops - United States
Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML
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  JustinJK  |  21

No. "Heil hitler" is a specific phrase. We spell it "heil" in that regard, not hail. "Sieg heil". That'd be like if someone said let's go to "neighborhood" when talking about a specific local restaurant. I'd would respond "do you mean Barrio?" It wouldn't be proper for you to say "no that's how the spell neighborhood in America" because I'm talking about a specific restaurant. (Barrio is a restaurant near in my city)

  746278Ab  |  14

Wow, I can't believe you made this joke. Over 6 MILLION people died in concentration camps and you want to make fun of it? I can understand laughing at the misfortunate hand signal of the speaker but laughing at the death of millions of Jews is not right in any country.

By  Just_A_Tree  |  20

Bring in two fingers and make the rock symbol, and proceed to head-bang like you're at a death metal concert! People will be intrigued! Immediate respect from the rock fans that are there.

"Dude! Did you know they were into rock?"
"No, Bro! Dude, this persons awesome!"
"Do you think they'll bite the head off a bat like Ozzy?"
"Bro! That would be sick!"
"Dude... Bro...."-how I imagine rock fans would react to OP.