Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
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Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
You're the bastard who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!
A07 48
Should'ave told him you eat mean kids who annoy you on the bus.
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Comments (87)
UmmOkThen 31
That's kinda cute. Kids do bizarre things.
Noremac42 8
"You pressed butts together"
teentee401 36
I bet you were born naked too, you ****.
enddmd 27
The ***** probably showers naked too.
Lil_Red777 21
I'll bet she's naked under those clothes too. Scandalous!
penguin2000 2
I bet she takes off her underwear when she pees that *****
Saddyohh 13
Would have been better if your husband was there and the little brat kicked him in the balls. Full circle.
BossMindedFemale 20
What the **** is wrong with you?
Nilorak 24
What if she doesn't have a husband?
laden_swallow09 34
Even then, what's keeping OP from picking up her leg and extending it into the kid, herself?
mannatee 19
Maybe because OP isn't a child hitting ********
DArthurVaderian 18
Lol #35 how did you pull woman power out of that comment?
claudia19801811 14
WTF is wrong with you? A little kid wouldn't understand that you can't say that as a normal thing'
foreverhappy98 10
At least he is paying attention to Sex Ed...
davincidasecond 24
Well, I guess the whole "you'll understand when you're older" thing wouldn't apply here.
vikky538 28
i know what you did that night... kids these days...
91hayek 31
I'm impressed that didn't set you off due to pregnancy hormones, causing you to break down in tears.
jrod2376 11
that is just hilarious xD although you should have given him an evil look and said "I just ate a boy your size for breakfast." haha
seemetrot_fml 16
Kids are the best.