Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
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Today, I saw a woman who I thought was pregnant on the bus. Trying to be nice, I offered her my seat and congratulated her. She wasn't pregnant, just holding a large bag of groceries. The entire bus heard me and the death glare she gave could’ve turned me to stone. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
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skilova4lifezzz 19
You're the bastard who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!
A07 48
Should'ave told him you eat mean kids who annoy you on the bus.
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Comments (87)
Soundslikeothers 15
He means he knows you banged the Fed-Ex guy and if you don't buy him an Xbox he's going to tell your SO
smittyboy123 16
That kid is going places...
cakefete2 30
Maybe to the maternity ward to accuse more future moms.
False_Stupidity 41
And not necessarily good places...
snazzytmazzy 1
weird kid
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Haha, when I was pregnant, it gave me anxiety knowing that people "knew what I did"!
TwentyFourBeerz 18
Oh kids say the darnest things
Cemetery87 10
well of course he knows that you ate a watermelon seed. tisk tisk you should have listened to your parents then you wouldn't have a watermelon growing in your stomach. yeah thats right, this kid knows what you did. ;)
Mii99 16
"So that's where babies come from"- 7 year olds
kayzers 18
FML is turning into a massive piece of shit. This doesn't cause anything harmful to literally anyone. Counting time until the moderators send me an email terminating my account simply because I shared my opinion on how something isn't entertaining and doesn't pertain to the meaning of the website.
Angel_Zelaya 9
All honest! You shouldn't take the bus! Especially when you are pregnant!
smokecloud_ 37
Okay, first of all, what? Secondly, not everyone has other options for transportation.
katebond 16
did you laugh, cause i probably would have :)