Pregnancy and Kids: Judgemental

Judgemental

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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You deserved it 7 839

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 563

You deserved it 3 069

By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 179

You deserved it 3 507

By preggers - 08/02/2010 10:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I entered the crowded bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glanced at me. Upon seeing my protruding tummy, he quickly offered me his seat. I took the seat. I am not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 558

You deserved it 33 757

WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 436

You deserved it 3 378

Don't get involved

By Joe - 13/09/2021 20:00

Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 621

You deserved it 972

By protoplasm stole my seat - 26/01/2013 01:24 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 495

You deserved it 2 811

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 102

You deserved it 2 554

Get a load of this guy

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United Kingdom

Today, a businessman in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 333

You deserved it 3 596

By Anonymous - 25/08/2012 15:48 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, while on the bus, a small child asked me if I was having a baby, and I replied "Yes." I'm not. I was just too ashamed to admit I was fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 721

You deserved it 10 729

By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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You deserved it 3 426

skilova4lifezzz 19

Friday 11 July 2014 17:59

You're the bastard who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!

A07 48

Friday 11 July 2014 18:03

Should'ave told him you eat mean kids who annoy you on the bus.

Comments

kilarbos 14

Friday 11 July 2014 20:50

Haha, kids these days...

worldclassrager 39

Friday 11 July 2014 21:00

What did his mother/father do with that?

q7shium 6

Friday 11 July 2014 21:14

thats cute! its awesome seeing a childs mind try to rationalize the experiences they have

JKPwnage 27

Friday 11 July 2014 21:17

Plot twist: he thinks you ate a baby

a2dox 12

Friday 11 July 2014 21:43

You swallowed the watermelon seeds didn't you?

legs666 10

Friday 11 July 2014 21:55

you swallowed your child??? that's what some kids say lol

sarahmaxine 19

Friday 11 July 2014 22:18

WHY DID YOU EAT A BABY?!?!?!?!?!!?!

chevy50000 1

Friday 11 July 2014 22:26

i know what you did last summer revenge of the kids

underthesea12 24

Friday 11 July 2014 22:38

What did you do!

pilusepi 10

Friday 11 July 2014 22:39

Look him straight in the eye and say "your parents did it too"

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