Pregnancy and Kids: Judgemental

Judgemental

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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Friday 11 July 2014 17:59

You're the bastard who took the cookie from the cookie jar!!

A07 48

Friday 11 July 2014 18:03

Should'ave told him you eat mean kids who annoy you on the bus.

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geekbait 5

Saturday 6 September 2014 7:52

Smart kid.

bleedingglitter 24

Wednesday 11 February 2015 2:13

Kids are so damn rude now.

Countryboy1996 18

Saturday 6 June 2015 10:06

Best FML ever. In tears

thesituations 1

Friday 4 December 2015 4:25

What did you tell him??

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 9 December 2015 20:07

He probably thought you ate the baby.

Couch_Potato 17

Tuesday 26 July 2016 11:00

THAT KID IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL OMFG

Wadlaen 23

Monday 22 April 2024 23:49

So do we!

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