Kids, Transportation and Embarrassing: Don't get involved

Don't get involved

By Joe - 13/09/2021 20:00

Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 11:03 - United States - Boston

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By We're men! We don't grow up, we just grow old. - 24/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML

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By nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By AuntPeePee - 20/05/2013 11:57 - United States

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 September 2021 0:43

Sadly, the kid probably knows what that means.

Warp1978 15

Monday 13 September 2021 23:41

Ohhh burn!

Comments

Warp1978 15

Monday 13 September 2021 23:41

Ohhh burn!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 September 2021 0:43

Sadly, the kid probably knows what that means.

legalgravethief 8

Tuesday 14 September 2021 1:27

You got owned, you’ll have to live with that! Move away to a island somewhere, start a new life, new identity, you’ll be fine

hopejm 2

Tuesday 14 September 2021 13:57

whom ever the hell said that op deserved it IS AN IDIOT. I would have bitch slapped the kid myself. Pepa pug is for little kids and annoying!

derek 2

Wednesday 15 September 2021 22:28

You shouldn’t be talking to your moms boyfriend that way

cocomoko 2

Thursday 16 September 2021 15:19

I just really hope they aren't siblings.

J1523 9

Friday 17 September 2021 1:20

I am sorry but that shit is hilarious. First off, as annoying as the child may have been the more adult thing would have been to ignore it. By engaging with the child all you did was make yourself look like an ass and get owned by a 7 year old apparently. Its hilarious shit. I am sorry.