Don't get involved

By Joe - 13/09/2021 20:00

Today, some kid on the bus kept pissing me off, making fart jokes and singing the Peppa Pig theme song on repeat. Angrily, I confronted him and asked him if he was 7. He retaliated with, "Yeah, 7 inches deep in your MOM!" FML
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You deserved it 960

Same thing different taste

Pecking order of shame

By We're men! We don't grow up, we just grow old. - 24/09/2023 02:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, a noisy little kid in the bus seated behind me asked his mom loudly, "Why is that big man watching cartoons for girls?" Me and the guy next to me, who too was watching on his phone, paused for a bit. He smirked, shaking his head, laughing under his breath. He was watching anime; I was watching My Little Pony. FML
I agree, your life sucks 192
You deserved it 884

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Sadly, the kid probably knows what that means.

You got owned, you’ll have to live with that! Move away to a island somewhere, start a new life, new identity, you’ll be fine

whom ever the hell said that op deserved it IS AN IDIOT. I would have bitch slapped the kid myself. Pepa pug is for little kids and annoying!

derek 2

You shouldn’t be talking to your moms boyfriend that way

cocomoko 2

I just really hope they aren't siblings.

I am sorry but that shit is hilarious. First off, as annoying as the child may have been the more adult thing would have been to ignore it. By engaging with the child all you did was make yourself look like an ass and get owned by a 7 year old apparently. Its hilarious shit. I am sorry.

Response: "Then you really need to go back to school if you think that little banana slug in your pants is even CLOSE to seven inches long."