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By Heavybreather - 13/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Athens

Today, after climbing 5 flights of stairs I walked into the restroom to take a piss. I was winded but trying to keep my heavy breathing to a minimum. My plan failed when I almost fainted inbetween two guys at the urinal and started gasping for air. FML
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yes31601 16
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They probably think you REALLY had to go

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Cynical_1 26
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Maybe you should stick to the elevator.

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yes31601 16
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They probably think you REALLY had to go

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RichardPencil 30
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With your breathing, they probably thought you were jerking off.

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Cynical_1 26
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Maybe you should stick to the elevator.

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Catdragon 40
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Watch Another

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heftysmash253 6

Sounds like you're piss out of shape

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heftysmash253 6

Sounds like you're in pissy shape

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MissMizery 19
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Piss before climbing 5 flights of stairs???

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Cali 54
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Less weight to haul up the steps... I like how you think.

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Qandol 26
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I think it's time to hit the Gym, hiking trails, if you can't do 5 floor, it seems a very unhealthy lifestyle. Start doing a little hiking, jogging, and running or gym, one step at the time. By the end of the year, 5 flights of stairs to 50 flights of stairs won't be enough for you:) good luck!

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Viewerv 2

Time to work on cardio! I recommend swimming. Great on joints and good for lungs!

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