Today, I got a call from my friend who invited me to a theme party. It was a goth theme, and I decided to get real into it. I put on a trench coat, black skin tight pants, and black paint under the eyes. When I got there I was greeted by a kid in a pink popped collar. It wasn't a theme party. FML
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Today, I went to a theme party where everyone wore white shirts and brought markers to draw on them. I didn't know many people there but I still went around drawing on people's shirts. After a few hours, someone finally drew on my shirt. They wrote "I'm scary." FML
Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing my regular clothes. Everyone said they loved my costume. FML
Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML
Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
Today, my friends threw me a Halloween themed party for my sweet sixteen. When I arrived, one of my friends jumped out from behind the door, dressed as Michael Myers. I peed myself in front of everyone I knew. FML
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
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Vysanthe 0
At least you probably looked cooler than everyone else at the party.
amelinat 0
So was it your friend being an ass or was it a misunderstanding of some kind? Also I agree with #1.
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Comments (70)
Vysanthe 0
At least you probably looked cooler than everyone else at the party.
tofuzoo52 0
second! come on trolls bring it on!!!!!
Poepiepiesie 3
Yeah wooden stakes are real high fashion.
amelinat 0
So was it your friend being an ass or was it a misunderstanding of some kind? Also I agree with #1.
Dayen 0
What are you taking about? The kid who opened the door was wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar of COURSE it was a theme party. nobody wears that stuff seriously nowadays, silly. Sarcasm aside, that is embarrassing but i have to agree with #1.
Nails 0
I agree with 1#
ByFender_fml 0
classic !
panda24 0
Looks like his theme was "douchebag".
thebeatles4891 1
that's what I was thinking
hilda_kitty 16
I was thinking more of 'dork', but that works!
fmobus 0
http://fashion4nerds.com/uploads/2009/01/4_popped-collars_cool.jpg
clevelander 0
Hahaha. Pink pooped collar, when will these douchies learn?
chris_42 11
Typos are awesome.
you_failed 15
HAHAHA!! Agreed! ^
crazymase 9
haha fail!
imversatile 0
At least you were better off then the guy with the pink popped collar.
musicalmandi16 0
hahaha like in legally blonde!
terranada 3
lol my exact thoughts! xD