Relationships and Sleep: Hush - FML

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By dinkley7 - 28/07/2021 18:01

Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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By sleepingonmydesk - 29/06/2015 09:28 - United Kingdom - Longfield

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

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By atleasthelistened - 09/03/2016 08:04 - United States - Spokane

Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML

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By Craig Thompson - 20/04/2017 21:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I found out that when I drink alcohol, I snore so bad my boyfriend contemplated suffocating me with a pillow to get some sleep. FML

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By c - 09/02/2012 00:07

Today, I finally got up the courage to tell my boyfriend of a year and a half that I love him. His response was to start to snore, pretending to be asleep. FML

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Compassion? Pah!

By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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Let me sleep!

By ineed sleep!!! - 22/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge argument when I suggested we start sleeping in separate rooms. He thinks I don’t love him anymore, but that’s not the case. I’m madly in love with him, but he snores like a freight train and thrashes like a fucking Ninja Turtle all night. FML

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Zzzzzzz

By Alyssa - 21/09/2016 07:17 - United States - Spring Park

Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML

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By Insomniac - 18/05/2019 04:17

Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML

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Top comments

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 July 2021 18:06

1. Sleep during the day. 2. Change your sexual orientation. 3. Take a vow of celibacy. So many simple solutions to this problem. I stop with the easiest ones.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 28 July 2021 18:09

then your boyfriend probably has sleep apnea time to get that taken care of or get yourself some really good ear plugs

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 July 2021 18:06

1. Sleep during the day. 2. Change your sexual orientation. 3. Take a vow of celibacy. So many simple solutions to this problem. I stop with the easiest ones.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 28 July 2021 18:09

then your boyfriend probably has sleep apnea time to get that taken care of or get yourself some really good ear plugs

Plop 17

Wednesday 28 July 2021 20:22

Come on, your life doesn't suck. Think how many women would love to be kept up all night by their boyfriend!

bleachedraven 14

Thursday 29 July 2021 3:34

🤣

ElijahAsh 14

Thursday 29 July 2021 18:19

Punch him on the nose

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