By nopissleft - 20/12/2013 21:05 - Sweden - Stockholm
Today, I woke up to a loud crashing in the middle of the night. I went to investigate, but found nothing amiss. Nothing except an axe firmly wedged in my front door, that is. It's safe to say that I have no clue who did it, and that I needed a fresh pair of underwear. FML
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  gc327072  |  29

By tearing his shirt off, picking up the axe, and beating his chest whilst doing his best wolf howl, obviously. That's the only manly way to handle situations such as these.

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  Lilxpie  |  18

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you have been bad or good. Sounds like the start of a story of a stalker.

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  blackonblight  |  32

The face eater wasn't actually on bath salts. Bath salts tends to involve naked most of the time. Naked and paranoid. At least based on the news stories I've heard.

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  JtPv  |  14

Actually, in the old myths there was a sorta...antisanta that would punish the naughty kids. He looked like the fucking devil. .-.

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  SkyGuy32  |  17

Also, I think that it would be cool to have a story to tell whenever someone visits your house.

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  SkyGuy32  |  17

gtfo is right.... jackass

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  arandomusernameaa  |  20

You can't tell perdix to go! if you don't like him then you should leave!