Animals: Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find,...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML

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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2019 16:00

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By Help - 01/02/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, my roommate's dogs dictate where I sleep. When my roommate doesn't work, I get to stay in my bedroom. When he does work, I have to go into the living room because they will bark at me simply because I exist until he comes back. I'm already an insomniac; loud dogs are a little overkill. FML

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By wide awake - 31/07/2020 14:01

Today, I'm spending the night at my family’s house. I have to share a room with my two kids and their mother. The three of them snore like warthogs in a zoo. Desperate for sleep, I went to go sleep on the couch. The dog sleeping on the rug snores like an old truck. I’m never going to get any sleep. FML

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sallen0046 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 17:57

So you've surrounded yourself with animals you did not bother to train - that's your fault. As for the boyfriend, you've chosen to complain about the snoring instead of getting him to reposition or getting him checked out to see what's causing the snoring - again, your fault. Either buy some ear plugs or get used to the noise.

denvan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:06

Next time go buy ear plugs and you'll be set

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denvan 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:06

Next time go buy ear plugs and you'll be set

helloletsgo 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:15

kick your boyfriend on the floor and buy your dog a collar that sprays a shit smell everytime they bark

Shinigumi 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:23

#4 that's horrible OP, beat solution is to tape you dog mouth, trim you cats nails and clip you BF nose :)

Shinigumi 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:48

your*

aardvarkish 16

Wednesday 5 January 2011 3:30

4, hilarious!

Burgessnk 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:07

Until you buy a set of earplugs

cycle227 3

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:18

YDI for not coming to this solution...

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:15

You should have his snoring looked at. I think there are effective treatments for that nowadays. I think you'll have to train your pets better, or have the dogs sleep inside or something.