By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 112
You deserved it 6 045

Same thing different taste

Top comments

sallen0046 4

So you've surrounded yourself with animals you did not bother to train - that's your fault. As for the boyfriend, you've chosen to complain about the snoring instead of getting him to reposition or getting him checked out to see what's causing the snoring - again, your fault. Either buy some ear plugs or get used to the noise.

denvan 0

Next time go buy ear plugs and you'll be set


denvan 0

Next time go buy ear plugs and you'll be set

helloletsgo 0

kick your boyfriend on the floor and buy your dog a collar that sprays a shit smell everytime they bark

#4 that's horrible OP, beat solution is to tape you dog mouth, trim you cats nails and clip you BF nose :)

Burgessnk 0

Until you buy a set of earplugs

cycle227 3

YDI for not coming to this solution...

FYLDeep 25

You should have his snoring looked at. I think there are effective treatments for that nowadays. I think you'll have to train your pets better, or have the dogs sleep inside or something.

HaloReachIsCool 6

FYLDeep is that the In Flames logo as ur pic? that band is awesome :D

FYLDeep 25

Yes, my pic is in fact the In Flames Jesterhead. Particularly because In Flames is the shit.

A whole 3 hours? Consider yourself lucky, my friend. Also, shame on you for having cats. They are agents of Satan.

You need to invest in some Tylenol PM.

perdix 29

Get your boyfriend some Breathe-Rite strips or replace him with a guy who has well-behaved pets. And take massive doses of Nyquil.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

get of of those bark of things or even better, a collar that zaps the sh*t out of him (could be used for the boyfriend or dog....)

invest in some earplugs! they work wonders.

Scratching post for the cat and a bark collar for both the boyfriend and the dog. Then sleep tight.