By titkip - 02/04/2016 00:30 - Kenya - Nairobi

Spicy
Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I'm too demanding. FML
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You deserved it 9 552
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Welshite 39

Maybe you shouldn't ask call girls to slather themselves in mayonnaise and hop on one leg while hooting like an owl.

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tranced_ 44

This FML has so many issues !

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Welshite 39

Maybe you shouldn't ask call girls to slather themselves in mayonnaise and hop on one leg while hooting like an owl.

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krazy789 28

But that's the best though

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Welshite 39

I've been blacklisted by most call girls at this point. The mayonnaise is my favorite too. It's what I get for misunderstanding "condoms" as "condiments".

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PhoenixChick 26

Try switching to Miracle Whip. A call girl just isn't a call girl without the tangy zip of miracle whip! I need therapy.

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IamHM 14

Best. comment. ever! In ANY context.

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juggalo2 19

Who is in to that? Who???

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tranced_ 44

This FML has so many issues !

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trulypar 34

I guess now she's a "no call" girl.

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Nyattack 14

Wow... I'm wondering what kind of person you must be.

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Dick_diamond 22

You need help, dude..

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stingray112 24

It's rlly weird how u say "a girl" and not "my friend" or something

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robbiemad 7

You need to google CALL GIRL

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domolovesyoshi 33

Do you not know what a CALL GIRL is?

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joeyl2008 29

A "call girl" is a hooker.

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nwwaverider 14

No call girls are not hookers, hookers a cheaper usually around $5 to 50 bucks depends on the amount of stds and the last time she has showered call girls on the other hand are classy legal and cost a lot more and don't give as good of bj's because of all the teeth.

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stingray112 24

Yeah my b I didn't see the call the first time I read it. Makes better Sense now thanks

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lulinator 40

#25. Best description ever.

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ulissey_fml 22

This gives **** blocked quite a new meaning...

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rosha267 21

Consider this your wake up call

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PrincessZelda_HR 22

More of a wake up lack-of-call.

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themermaid_a 14

Is there some backstory that I'm missing with this?

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CogadhTallon 16

Dropped by a call girl. I think it's safe to play "fill in the blank" here.

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joeyl2008 29

Just go to backpages.com and find a new one.

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