Maybe you shouldn't ask call girls to slather themselves in mayonnaise and hop on one leg while hooting like an owl.

But that's the best though

I've been blacklisted by most call girls at this point. The mayonnaise is my favorite too. It's what I get for misunderstanding "condoms" as "condiments".

Try switching to Miracle Whip. A call girl just isn't a call girl without the tangy zip of miracle whip!

I need therapy.

Best. comment. ever! In ANY context.

Who is in to that? Who???

This FML has so many issues !

I guess now she's a "no call" girl.

Wow... I'm wondering what kind of person you must be.

You need help, dude..

It's rlly weird how u say "a girl" and not "my friend" or something

You need to google CALL GIRL

Do you not know what a CALL GIRL is?

A "call girl" is a hooker.

No call girls are not hookers, hookers a cheaper usually around $5 to 50 bucks depends on the amount of stds and the last time she has showered call girls on the other hand are classy legal and cost a lot more and don't give as good of bj's because of all the teeth.

Yeah my b I didn't see the call the first time I read it. Makes better Sense now thanks

#25. Best description ever.

This gives cock blocked quite a new meaning...

Consider this your wake up call

More of a wake up lack-of-call.

Is there some backstory that I'm missing with this?

Dropped by a call girl. I think it's safe to play "fill in the blank" here.

Just go to backpages.com and find a new one.