By titkip - 02/04/2016 00:30 - Kenya - Nairobi

Today, I got a text from a call girl. She asked me to delete her number because I am too demanding. FML
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Welshite 39
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Maybe you shouldn't ask call girls to slather themselves in mayonnaise and hop on one leg while hooting like an owl.

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tranced_ 44
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This FML has so many issues !

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Welshite 39
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Maybe you shouldn't ask call girls to slather themselves in mayonnaise and hop on one leg while hooting like an owl.

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krazy789 28
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But that's the best though

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Welshite 39
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I've been blacklisted by most call girls at this point. The mayonnaise is my favorite too. It's what I get for misunderstanding "condoms" as "condiments".

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PhoenixChick 26
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Try switching to Miracle Whip. A call girl just isn't a call girl without the tangy zip of miracle whip! I need therapy.

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IamHM 14
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Best. comment. ever! In ANY context.

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juggalo2 17
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Who is in to that? Who???

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tranced_ 44
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This FML has so many issues !

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trulypar 34
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I guess now she's a "no call" girl.

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Nyattack 14
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Wow... I'm wondering what kind of person you must be.

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Dick_diamond 22
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You need help, dude..

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stingray112 24
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It's rlly weird how u say "a girl" and not "my friend" or something

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robbiemad 7
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You need to google CALL GIRL

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domolovesyoshi 33
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Do you not know what a CALL GIRL is?

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joeyl2008 29
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A "call girl" is a hooker.

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nwwaverider 14
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No call girls are not hookers, hookers a cheaper usually around $5 to 50 bucks depends on the amount of stds and the last time she has showered call girls on the other hand are classy legal and cost a lot more and don't give as good of bj's because of all the teeth.

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stingray112 24
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Yeah my b I didn't see the call the first time I read it. Makes better Sense now thanks

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lulinator 40
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#25. Best description ever.

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ulissey_fml 22
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This gives cock blocked quite a new meaning...

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rosha267 21
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Consider this your wake up call

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PrincessZelda_HR 22
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More of a wake up lack-of-call.

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themermaid_a 14
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Is there some backstory that I'm missing with this?

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CogadhTallon 16
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Dropped by a call girl. I think it's safe to play "fill in the blank" here.

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joeyl2008 29
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Just go to backpages.com and find a new one.

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