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wow sucks for you lol fyl
umm, alarm clock?
You should spend the night but not wake him up
That is just a excuse, apparently. Go with dozens of condoms and beers, have a crazy night. Good luck.
tipz 'n trickz for your boyfriend 1. Get rid of you 2. Buy an alarmclock 3. ??? 4. Profit!!
you sure it's not for sex too? that's the only reason I ask girls over.
I love you.
FYL for being dependable
^^^^^ HaHaHaHa!
OR he always has to wake up at the same time, but prefers to be waken up by his girlfriend rather than an annoying alarm clock, thus whenever you spend the night with him, he turns off the alarm and asks you to wake him up?...
lol i second that :)
now you realize it, but i bet you'll still date him. loser. you're why women get used by men. I hate you.
Agree, except for the last sentence. More like don't care about you, OP.
WTF is wrong with you two? This isn't an fml. If you truly believe the only reason he's dating her is so she can be his alarm clock than your officially retarded. Men have to pay for all the expensive dinners and jewelry, so I doubt he'd be doing that to use her as a wake-up call, cause that would be one d a m n expensive alarm clock.
DO U AT LEAST GET SOME?? HAHA DONT BE A MEAN GF. WAKE HIM UP.
11 why in every post i have read from you are you yelling?
don't you mean "my boyfriend". get it right
Bitches gotta be good for SOMETHING! Now get off of the internet and make him some damn dinner.
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FYL for being dependable
DO U AT LEAST GET SOME?? HAHA DONT BE A MEAN GF. WAKE HIM UP.