Love, Relationships, Sleep and Relatable: Chainsaw

Chainsaw

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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By dinkley7 - 28/07/2021 18:01

Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML

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By adderallgirl - 12/06/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML

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By Tired Girlfriend - 14/06/2017 22:00

Today, it's 2am. I've been trying to get to sleep for the past two hours next to my snoring boyfriend. Every time I nudge him to shut him up, his body tenses, he farts, then goes straight back to snoring. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Saturday 21 August 2021 9:15

If he's snoring badly and then complaining he didn't sleep well, it's possible he has sleep apnea or something similar. Getting him to a doctor to talk about it may make both of your lives' better.

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 21 August 2021 9:22

housework can wait a day. you're a grown-up. go nap, and he can help when he wakes up.

Comments

randybryant799 20

Saturday 21 August 2021 8:46

Why did you have to do housework? You're a grownup you can sleep whenever you want to.

Bogrbon 27

Saturday 21 August 2021 9:15

If he's snoring badly and then complaining he didn't sleep well, it's possible he has sleep apnea or something similar. Getting him to a doctor to talk about it may make both of your lives' better.

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 21 August 2021 9:22

housework can wait a day. you're a grown-up. go nap, and he can help when he wakes up.

mentalissues 12

Saturday 21 August 2021 11:12

Wake his lazy useless butt up then.....

Vesi 29

Saturday 21 August 2021 21:41

Separate bedrooms. My late hubby had the same issue. Having my own room saved my sanity. He did finally get a much better CPAP machine and it all went much better for everyone. =)