Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
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Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML
Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got him to sleep, I tried to go to bed. My husband is now snoring, farting and taking up my side of the bed. I desperately need some sleep. FML
Today, I'm an insomniac. My husband knows this but still woke me up throwing a fit because he lost a round on his stupid fucking cellphone game. He has to watch a 15 second ad for another life; meanwhile, I’ll be lucky if I fall back asleep before the sun comes up. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, I felt so unwell that I didn't fall asleep until 4 AM. The baby woke up at 5, ready to start the day. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
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Top comments
Bogrbon 27
If he's snoring badly and then complaining he didn't sleep well, it's possible he has sleep apnea or something similar. Getting him to a doctor to talk about it may make both of your lives' better.
Crowned Sataness 12
housework can wait a day. you're a grown-up. go nap, and he can help when he wakes up.
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Comments (6)
randybryant799 21
Why did you have to do housework? You're a grownup you can sleep whenever you want to.
Bogrbon 27
If he's snoring badly and then complaining he didn't sleep well, it's possible he has sleep apnea or something similar. Getting him to a doctor to talk about it may make both of your lives' better.
Crowned Sataness 12
housework can wait a day. you're a grown-up. go nap, and he can help when he wakes up.
mentalissues 12
Wake his lazy useless butt up then.....
Vesi 30
Separate bedrooms. My late hubby had the same issue. Having my own room saved my sanity. He did finally get a much better CPAP machine and it all went much better for everyone. =)
FakeFriendMagnet 1
Sounds like you need to sleep in separate rooms. But going to see an ENT about the snoring would be a good idea for your husband too.