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By whatthefuck - 27/12/2015 23:22 - United States - Providence

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Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Did he give you the small pleasure of a million orgasms?

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Fairyjoshy 13

Sorry, I have to side with your boyfriend here. That's pretty damn funny. But I also understand how it could be mortifying. Don't take it too seriously. Dreams are different from being drunk. Being drunk makes you really honest. Dreams on the other hand have no concern for honesty or lies, they're just random thoughts crashing together and your brain interpreting them in funny ways. Sometimes there's a pattern, and sometimes that pattern is just "You happened to see Donald Trump's picture for all of 0.1 seconds and had a little action with your boyfriend the day before."

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itchmcrotch 13

I have a Chrome Extension which replaces "Donald Trump" with "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named". I was very confused with this FML for a second.

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SouL_WraitH 12

a comment better than the fml. i salute thee.

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chisty87 16

Why would you call it a dream sounds more like a nightmare.

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Wideout40 21

**** Trump and his stupid hair... oh wait you already did.

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lala150 24

I had a dream where I was eating rotten fruit and could actually taste it. I would rather have that dream for the rest of my life than dream about great sex with that loser, lol. I'm so sorry your soul had to experience that :(

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Mathalamus 24

what the shit. this is just weird.

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mswim 27

At least your boyfriend didn't break up with you over something like that. But seriously, wtf.

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