To explain the moaning and humping OP, you could say to your family that you were in an action dream getting tortured by the enemies. As for the humping... say you were shot a lot. It could work. (Anything said by SkoomaKi is normally complete bullshit and will probably not help).

10 - Did you just thread jack yourself? :)

In a way yes, but in a different way, no. It was supposed to be my edit for my first comment, but I didn't do it in time :o

35 - They were both good, so may the FML gods smile upon you.

This is the best comment I've seen in a year. Plus the edit-turned-thread-jacking.

How FUCKING epic

meh, at least now they're less likely to be shocked when they catch you and your boyfriend.

No, she couldn't have been drooling, because I'm sure at one point in the dream she had to swallow.

Exactly what i was thinking... But awkward*

Not awkward... Hilarious. Shoot, I wish I could have seen it.

damn.. her bf's a lucky fella;)

Your spelling is awkward.

grammer natzey

That's what my mum said about this dream I had once about one of my cats.

Boy, you must be some really crazy cat lady if you have dreams about them.

It's normal to dream about your own pets.

But not to be humping them! Er at least I don't THINK it's normal....

I've experienced that just like OP. But I'm curious to if she had some mouth motion also, then that would be extremely awkward.

Creepy.

Unless she's the kind of grandmother that "was out every night having sex with anything that breathed."

Exactly what I was thinking! So weird that those two FMLs came so close by each other.

Best grandma, ever then! hahah!

That sentence is damn near the top of my "nastiest grammar I've ever seen" list.

They didn't want to interrupt the show. :P

What if OP sleepwalks? She could have raped whoever tried waking her up :o

doggystyle!

Or a cat, Professor Meowington

:S

In my defence for the completely shit comment above, some moron commented 'doesn't matter had sex' and then deleted it, so my initial reply posted here accidentally. And to avoid sounding like a total dick I had to edit it to ':S' in the last second. I would like to apologise for that burden on the commenting community.

You don't hump the horse when you ride, so basically if OP was dumb enough to say that, it would only make things more awkward

You do, however, make sort of a rocking motion with your pelvis when riding a horse, so I can see where IC (original commenter) was coming from. That still wouldn't explain the moaning though...

OC* evil tiny keys on my phone...

Except.... Something DID happen....