Holy shit

By embarrassed - 04/01/2016 17:58 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
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ExoVil 10

Nobody gonna talk about how he said "and enough" instead of just saying "enough"?

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Bekll 31

I was thinking the "and" was supposed to be "bad". It makes sense.

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GAeroNKissR 26

parabolic dish? turn it the other way & it's a shield from all of the bullsh*t...& the priests sneaky hands...

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HawaiiThad 14

Stop going to church. That'll solve your problem (and many others too). Organized religion is bunk!

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Oh_bother44 11

As embarrassing as that would be, it sounds also really funny. My church is pretty laid back and I'm sure if that happened to me my pastor would probably just make a joke about it and pick up where he left off when everyone finished laughing :P

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Matttis 7

It's a sign from God! It tells you to stop wasting your time at the church to worship a fairy tale monster!

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zach055 23

YDI for going to church.

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