Holy shit

By embarrassed - 04/01/2016 17:58 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
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Did you at least scream "HOLY SHIT"?

Pray people don't get mad


thatguy240 27

Blame it on the Holy Ghost

umbrellas are the devil, bobby Boucher!!!

YOU ARE FULL OF THE DEVIL! Your umbrella is tempting you!

"Make a joyful noise to the Lord, all the earth; break forth into joyous song and sing praises!" "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaahh!" "Close enough…"

ArmchairAnalyst 9

If you believe that garbage, I guess..

Jesus forgives murderers... I'm pretty sure he can forgive you.

Brace yourselves the angry Christians are coming.

Um... Why? It's an accurate statement

why would we be mad at this comment? it's true

Many umbrellas have a velcro strap to keep it closed when not in use for a period of time. Is yours defective?

Trust me, I went to church one time and mid prayer my phone went off, my text ring tone was "crazy train" by Ozzy Osbourne. Cannot tell you how many looks I got and even the priest started laughing

That happened to my brother once, except the ringtone was Scotty doesn't know.

I'm glad it wasn't N.I.B by black sabbath. Imagine the looks I would've gotten then lol

momac86 17

My phone played out "she was a big star at banana joes bar" during communion once

Better than "Highway to Hell".

Did they think you were possessed afterwards