FML : Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just...

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Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Biggie - / Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:44 / United States

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By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2037547 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

Well at least you were warm for a little bit.

By DocBastard | 38

#2037720 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:52

Your coffee was committing suicide. I'd like to think it's because it couldn't bear the cold any longer, but I'm sure you know the truth that it just couldn't stand you.

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By crankg | 3

#2037527 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:54

Fuuuuuuuurst

By Ummmmyeah | 0

#2037528 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:54

that sucks:(

Jonny26 | 0

#2037761 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:11

That was mother nature punishing him for being gay.....mother nature hates the gays

james2323 | 0

#2037777 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:18

at least she/he was warm

daaron | 3

#2038516 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 22:24

luckily that's all you got at least your warm some peolple actually get hurt when door slams them

ImaBmyLonurTees | 0

#2041011 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:03

that. is. HILARIOUS.

yellow_jello | 3

#4945927 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 21:47

51-im guessing op did get hurt,they had a door slam on them and a hot drink spilt all over them

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2037536 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

ystrdy I dd. FML

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2037603 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:12

mawdraytrs sck!(;

Sirin_fml | 46

#2037607 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:14

NO U.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2037618 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:17

nuh yu! dnt denye t!

DenisV95 | 2

#2038705 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:17

I don't understand what he wrote D:

Severn_fml | 0

#2040183 - Thursday 3 February 2011 5:51

Sirin obviously changed it

breena25 | 0

#2040557 - Thursday 3 February 2011 8:30

it's ok 57, I don't get it either D:

mshooter | 0

#2041031 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:16

trolling is a form of art

megaaann_fml | 9

#2068567 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:10

he said 'moderators suck', i think.

By crankg | 3

#2037540 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

i said fuuuurst why was it deleted ?

Zmeilerr | 22

#2037569 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:04

Read the rules.

brianjman14 | 22

#2037581 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:08

Because you touch yourself at night.

The_Moustache | 6

#2037589 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:09

Prepare to get Internet-Attacked.

By cristal_ace | 0

#2037545 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

it's better than being in Chicago right now lol

auzzrage | 1

#2037790 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:24

Australia FTW!!!!

turtle4938 | 0

#2037943 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 21:14

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA

Person1233 | 12

#2039649 - Thursday 3 February 2011 3:10

Isn't Australia being hit by a Cyclone? o.o

Perksofbeingawal | 0

#2040594 - Thursday 3 February 2011 8:45

Try living in northern Canada. We don't even know what the sun looks like... :'( *sniffle*

JaydnGage | 0

#2040954 - Thursday 3 February 2011 11:30

82 - It's an orange/yellow ball. I'm sure you'd have seen it in movies.

megaaann_fml | 9

#2068602 - Friday 11 February 2011 3:21

@#68, only Queensland was hit really hard. When it reached other states, it had died down from a category 5 cyclone to a category 2. But the whole country got bad storms and small floods.

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2037547 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

Well at least you were warm for a little bit.

jneverearley | 0

#2037725 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:55

And his door didn't the car next to him. That happened to me once. Thank goodness no damage was done. In Texas the wind barely ever dies down. U can hear it howling day and night.

OhShuttup | 0

#2039966 - Thursday 3 February 2011 4:48

I'm trying to understand the first sentence

By poisonflower | 6

#2037551 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:59

I live in Chicago :( FML.

By mematteden | 2

#2037554 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:59

that sounds like a super sweet time man lol

By areyouforcereal | 7

#2037556 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:00

at least you only spilled your coffee and didn't break a bone or something.

By BoCo_fml | 9

#2037559 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:00

That's coffee abuse! You should be ashamed of yourself.
Just kidding, hopefully you didn't get too burned. Don't you hate it when the weather seems to be against you.