By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 270
You deserved it 4 367
Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

sweet_candy_ 17

Well at least you were warm for a little bit.

20 0
DocBastard 38

Your coffee was committing suicide. I'd like to think it's because it couldn't bear the cold any longer, but I'm sure you know the truth that it just couldn't stand you.

13 0

Comments

Jonny26 0

That was mother nature punishing him for being gay.....mother nature hates the gays

0 0
james2323 0

at least she/he was warm

0 0
daaron 3

luckily that's all you got at least your warm some peolple actually get hurt when door slams them

0 0
yellow_jello 3

51-im guessing op did get hurt,they had a door slam on them and a hot drink spilt all over them

0 0
cristal_ace 0

it's better than being in Chicago right now lol

0 0
Person1233 12

Isn't Australia being hit by a Cyclone? o.o

0 0
Perksofbeingawal 0

Try living in northern Canada. We don't even know what the sun looks like... :'( *sniffle*

3 1
JaydnGage 0

82 - It's an orange/yellow ball. I'm sure you'd have seen it in movies.

0 0
megaaann_fml 9

@#68, only Queensland was hit really hard. When it reached other states, it had died down from a category 5 cyclone to a category 2. But the whole country got bad storms and small floods.

0 0
sweet_candy_ 17

Well at least you were warm for a little bit.

20 0
jneverearley 0

And his door didn't the car next to him. That happened to me once. Thank goodness no damage was done. In Texas the wind barely ever dies down. U can hear it howling day and night.

0 2
OhShuttup 0

I'm trying to understand the first sentence

1 0
mematteden 2

that sounds like a super sweet time man lol

1 0
areyouforcereal 7

at least you only spilled your coffee and didn't break a bone or something.

1 0
BoCo_fml 9

That's coffee abuse! You should be ashamed of yourself. Just kidding, hopefully you didn't get too burned. Don't you hate it when the weather seems to be against you.

2 0
Zmeilerr 22

Oh, now you're just making up words ;) Coffee abuse???

3 3
nathan5 0

Oh no, they're 2 separate-non made up- words.

3 1
Zmeilerr 22

Yeah, okay, I'll plead the fifth. It was only a lighthearted joke, though.

5 1
Zmeilerr 22

Yeah, okay, I'll plead the fifth. It was only a lighthearted joke, though.

3 2