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By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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Waiting anxiously

By ProFesser - 28/03/2017 16:00

Today, while heading outside to go to work, I slip on my driveway and my coffee thermos-mug ends up flying out of my hand, and smashes my next door neighbor's brand new truck window. The thermos-mug broke and splashed hot coffee all over his seats too. He's a hard-ass military dude. FML

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By CoffeeStained - 10/11/2015 15:54 - United States - Richmond

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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By coffeeburns - 19/07/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML

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Stop!

By Max - 30/01/2017 12:00 - United States - Bluffton

Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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You deserved it 38 324

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

Well at least you were warm for a little bit.

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:52

Your coffee was committing suicide. I'd like to think it's because it couldn't bear the cold any longer, but I'm sure you know the truth that it just couldn't stand you.

Comments

crankg 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:54

Fuuuuuuuurst

Ummmmyeah 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:54

that sucks:(

Jonny26 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:11

That was mother nature punishing him for being gay.....mother nature hates the gays

james2323 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:18

at least she/he was warm

daaron 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 22:24

luckily that's all you got at least your warm some peolple actually get hurt when door slams them

ImaBmyLonurTees 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 12:03

that. is. HILARIOUS.

yellow_jello 3

Tuesday 18 September 2012 21:47

51-im guessing op did get hurt,they had a door slam on them and a hot drink spilt all over them

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

ystrdy I dd. FML

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:12

mawdraytrs sck!(;

Sirin_fml 46

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:14

NO U.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:17

nuh yu! dnt denye t!

DenisV95 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 23:17

I don't understand what he wrote D:

Severn_fml 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:51

Sirin obviously changed it

breena25 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 8:30

it's ok 57, I don't get it either D:

mshooter 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 12:16

trolling is a form of art

megaaann_fml 9

Friday 11 February 2011 3:10

he said 'moderators suck', i think.

crankg 3

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

i said fuuuurst why was it deleted ?

Zmeilerr 22

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:04

Read the rules.

brianjman14 22

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:08

Because you touch yourself at night.

The_Moustache 6

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:09

Prepare to get Internet-Attacked.

cristal_ace 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

it's better than being in Chicago right now lol

auzzrage 1

Wednesday 2 February 2011 20:24

Australia FTW!!!!

turtle4938 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 21:14

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA

Person1233 12

Thursday 3 February 2011 3:10

Isn't Australia being hit by a Cyclone? o.o

Perksofbeingawal 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 8:45

Try living in northern Canada. We don't even know what the sun looks like... :'( *sniffle*

JaydnGage 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 11:30

82 - It's an orange/yellow ball. I'm sure you'd have seen it in movies.

megaaann_fml 9

Friday 11 February 2011 3:21

@#68, only Queensland was hit really hard. When it reached other states, it had died down from a category 5 cyclone to a category 2. But the whole country got bad storms and small floods.

sweet_candy_ 17

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:58

Well at least you were warm for a little bit.

jneverearley 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:55

And his door didn't the car next to him. That happened to me once. Thank goodness no damage was done. In Texas the wind barely ever dies down. U can hear it howling day and night.

OhShuttup 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:48

I'm trying to understand the first sentence

poisonflower 6

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:59

I live in Chicago :( FML.

mematteden 2

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:59

that sounds like a super sweet time man lol

areyouforcereal 7

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:00

at least you only spilled your coffee and didn't break a bone or something.

BoCo_fml 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 19:00

That's coffee abuse! You should be ashamed of yourself. Just kidding, hopefully you didn't get too burned. Don't you hate it when the weather seems to be against you.