FML : Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just...

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Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Biggie - / Wednesday 2 February 2011 14:44 / United States

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By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2037547 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:58

Well at least you were warm for a little bit.

By DocBastard | 38

#2037720 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:52

Your coffee was committing suicide. I'd like to think it's because it couldn't bear the cold any longer, but I'm sure you know the truth that it just couldn't stand you.

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By crankg | 3

#2037527 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:54

Fuuuuuuuurst

By Ummmmyeah | 0

#2037528 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:54

that sucks:(

Jonny26 | 0

#2037761 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 08:11

That was mother nature punishing him for being gay.....mother nature hates the gays

james2323 | 0

#2037777 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 08:18

at least she/he was warm

daaron | 3

#2038516 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 10:24

luckily that's all you got at least your warm some peolple actually get hurt when door slams them

ImaBmyLonurTees | 0

#2041011 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:03

that. is. HILARIOUS.

yellow_jello | 3

#4945927 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 09:47

51-im guessing op did get hurt,they had a door slam on them and a hot drink spilt all over them

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2037536 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:58

ystrdy I dd. FML

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2037603 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:12

mawdraytrs sck!(;

Sirin_fml | 46

#2037607 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:14

NO U.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2037618 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:17

nuh yu! dnt denye t!

DenisV95 | 2

#2038705 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 11:17

I don't understand what he wrote D:

Severn_fml | 0

#2040183 - Thursday 3 February 2011 05:51

Sirin obviously changed it

breena25 | 0

#2040557 - Thursday 3 February 2011 08:30

it's ok 57, I don't get it either D:

mshooter | 0

#2041031 - Thursday 3 February 2011 12:16

trolling is a form of art

megaaann_fml | 9

#2068567 - Friday 11 February 2011 03:10

he said 'moderators suck', i think.

By crankg | 3

#2037540 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:58

i said fuuuurst why was it deleted ?

Zmeilerr | 22

#2037569 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:04

Read the rules.

brianjman14 | 22

#2037581 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:08

Because you touch yourself at night.

The_Moustache | 6

#2037589 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:09

Prepare to get Internet-Attacked.

By cristal_ace | 0

#2037545 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:58

it's better than being in Chicago right now lol

auzzrage | 1

#2037790 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 08:24

Australia FTW!!!!

turtle4938 | 0

#2037943 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 09:14

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAA

Person1233 | 12

#2039649 - Thursday 3 February 2011 03:10

Isn't Australia being hit by a Cyclone? o.o

Perksofbeingawal | 0

#2040594 - Thursday 3 February 2011 08:45

Try living in northern Canada. We don't even know what the sun looks like... :'( *sniffle*

JaydnGage | 0

#2040954 - Thursday 3 February 2011 11:30

82 - It's an orange/yellow ball. I'm sure you'd have seen it in movies.

megaaann_fml | 9

#2068602 - Friday 11 February 2011 03:21

@#68, only Queensland was hit really hard. When it reached other states, it had died down from a category 5 cyclone to a category 2. But the whole country got bad storms and small floods.

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2037547 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:58

Well at least you were warm for a little bit.

jneverearley | 0

#2037725 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:55

And his door didn't the car next to him. That happened to me once. Thank goodness no damage was done. In Texas the wind barely ever dies down. U can hear it howling day and night.

OhShuttup | 0

#2039966 - Thursday 3 February 2011 04:48

I'm trying to understand the first sentence

By poisonflower | 6

#2037551 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:59

I live in Chicago :( FML.

By mematteden | 2

#2037554 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 06:59

that sounds like a super sweet time man lol

By areyouforcereal | 7

#2037556 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:00

at least you only spilled your coffee and didn't break a bone or something.

By BoCo_fml | 9

#2037559 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 07:00

That's coffee abuse! You should be ashamed of yourself. Just kidding, hopefully you didn't get too burned. Don't you hate it when the weather seems to be against you.