By alephnull - 02/02/2011 21:07 - Canada

Today, I drove a friend to the emergency room because he thought he had appendicitis. While sitting in the waiting room, I got puked on by a child. My friend's diagnosis? Gas. So he also farted all the way home. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 003
You deserved it 3 108

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pleasant sight to smell?

Awwww you're a true friend op. I wish I had a friend like you :)

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...Yup FYL.

learn to love the gas....

You didn't have to pay for it ya hoser.

I guess you didn't have to "puts on glasses" pay for gas YEAHHHHHH!!

#51 They did actually, even though nothing was wrong they would still have to give a scan and other test before the could know for sure, and those can cost a pretty penny.

#51 They did actually, even though nothing was wrong they would still have to give a scan and other test before the could know for sure, and those can cost a pretty penny.

Not in Canada! Free health care there. They didn't have to pay shit.

#18 ur pic and username reminds me of in one of thr family guy episodes tht peter griffin tried to get meg to love the gas :)

Make him give that to gas to your car for driving him to the hospital.

Awwww you're a true friend op. I wish I had a friend like you :)

GASP! bet you were aGASt with anger! did you stop for GAS to get some fresh air! Bet his bigGASs wasn't a pleasnt sight to smell!

pleasant sight to smell?

That's what I said.

I don't think y'all are feeling the taste of my words correctly.

I smell what you did there!

Appendicitis? Never heard of it.

Got Appendix?

But have you heard of epityphlitis?

No comprehendis. Sorry. Let's cut the latin for now. ; )

Opening all the windows would work

OP, if your friend had appendicitis they wouldn't be able to walk and they'd have a sharp pain in their side.

That is not necessarily true that they wouldn't be able to walk. I've known several people who have had appendicitis who were walking around while they had it. One of them even drove themselves to the hospital because of the intense pain in their side.

Oh, when I was thought to have had it I stopped at a doctor before going to the ER and they said it was hard to walk when you have it from the pain.

It may be hard to walk because of the pain but that doesn't mean that people aren't able to. Plus there is the whole issue of different amounts of pain tolerance. There is actually a case where a man's appendix actually burst and he was still walking around and such for about three day before he finally collapsed.

When I had appendicitis, I hardly had any pain. There was so little pain, I almost didn't go to the doctor to get it checked...

I'm guessing since the OP's friend thought they had it - and because they ended up having gas - that they did have a pain in their side.

I had a grumbling appendix, and sometimes that felt like really bad gas...

It's not an FML for you if your car windows worked. =P

No shit you ungrateful person. Atleast your friend is ok.