50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 12:00

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Today, I had the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. Too bad it put me in the hospital with a slipped disc and a concussion, and yet I just know me and the violent lady in question will probably do it all again at our next date. Good thing my health insurance is paid up. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Fifty Shades of Blue... (Cross and Blue Shield, that is.)

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spinningrecords 14

Sounds more like brain damage than a concussion, but good luck on the next date and have fun

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spinningrecords 14

Sounds more like brain damage than a concussion, but good luck on the next date and have fun

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RichardPencil 30

Fifty Shades of Blue... (Cross and Blue Shield, that is.)

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Marcella1016 31

Fifty shades of black and blue...

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Yudith 24

Tell your Klingon of a girlfriend that altough you liked it the last time, you'd prefer not ending in the ER the next time.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

I've seen this episode of The Orville. It doesn't work out for LaMarr and Keyali.

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Blobby McGee 5

have your fun, but maybe keep her at arm's length. The fun ones aren't the type you marry.

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