FML : Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 4 January 2016 15:14 / United States - Dalton

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By snowkittyyy | 18

#6501667 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:36

Do...you meow? O.o did you ask why she thought that?

By jake_braves | 24

#6501681 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:41

So petzoned is the new thing now huh..

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By snowkittyyy | 18

#6501667 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:36

Do...you meow? O.o did you ask why she thought that?

Lars93 | 18

#6501728 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 0:35

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6501734 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 0:41

If you have to explain the joke then it's a shitty joke

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6501735 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 0:42

If you have to explain the joke then it's a shitty joke

XxDanno316xX | 27

#6501737 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 0:50

We got it the first time mate. :)

zach205 | 24

#6501937 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 6:16

I'm sure some people need a 2nd time before they get it

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6506011 - Saturday 9 January 2016 20:16

I only posted it once "mate". FML does that sometimes

By _delusions_ | 15

#6501670 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:38

Guess its time to start acting like a dog.
Juust kidding. That is odd and I dont see why being a human version of a cat is a bad thing but oh well.

Flowtastic | 16

#6501757 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 1:04

You've never had a cat shove their butthole in your face for affection I take it....

By Dark_Cecilia | 20

#6501671 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:38

How does that even happen?

joeyl2008 | 29

#6501815 - Tuesday 5 January 2016 2:54

Maybe they are Catkin

By Imhere4fml | 24

#6501672 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:39

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Railroader | 16

#6501680 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:40

So she thinks you are pussy?

By jake_braves | 24

#6501681 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:41

So petzoned is the new thing now huh..

By jake_braves | 24

#6501683 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:42

Perhaps you are a lazy pussy that feels entitled to everything...nah.

Pingvinai | 37

#6502872 - Wednesday 6 January 2016 5:31

Should've left at your peak, man.

By cacheson | 38

#6501685 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:42

Just explain you can be superheroes together. Cat woman and cat man.

By FryingPanHero | 11

#6501687 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:43

You truly are the cat's meow!

By ezrocks4u | 29

#6501689 - Monday 4 January 2016 23:43

...did she ever scratch you behind the ear? Do you enjoy long naps and tuna? :3

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