By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 15:14 - United States - Dalton

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
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snowkittyyy 18
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Do...you meow? O.o did you ask why she thought that?

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jake_braves 25
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So petzoned is the new thing now huh..

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snowkittyyy 18
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Do...you meow? O.o did you ask why she thought that?

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Lars93 18
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crudeandrudeguy 29
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If you have to explain the joke then it's a shitty joke

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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If you have to explain the joke then it's a shitty joke

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XxDanno316xX 27
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We got it the first time mate. :)

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zach205 24
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I'm sure some people need a 2nd time before they get it

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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I only posted it once "mate". FML does that sometimes

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_delusions_ 15
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Guess its time to start acting like a dog. Juust kidding. That is odd and I dont see why being a human version of a cat is a bad thing but oh well.

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Flowtastic 16
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You've never had a cat shove their butthole in your face for affection I take it....

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Dark_Cecilia 20
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How does that even happen?

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joeyl2008 29
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Maybe they are Catkin

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Imhere4fml 24
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Railroader 16
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So she thinks you are pussy?

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jake_braves 25
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So petzoned is the new thing now huh..

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jake_braves 25
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Perhaps you are a lazy pussy that feels entitled to everything...nah.

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Pingvinai 37
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Should've left at your peak, man.

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cacheson 41
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Just explain you can be superheroes together. Cat woman and cat man.

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FryingPanHero 11
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You truly are the cat's meow!

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ezrocks4u 29
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...did she ever scratch you behind the ear? Do you enjoy long naps and tuna? :3

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