Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
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Top comments
BeccaHugs 17
Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.
thenamesbrooksy 9
Hey take it as a compliment.
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Comments (93)
CocaColaPepsi 13
Lol, was he a gentleman atleast?
Enslaved 38
Guy rules broken? Always heard, if possible, men usually skip a stall and no eye contact is to be made. ***I have this one gay guy that comes to my job and purposely leaves his bar chair sticking out in the aisle. When someone complains and asks if he'd mind moving forward, he'll wink and say, "Can you push my stool in for me?" :P
fluffycatsdad 33
Eww! Gag me with a spoon!
RedDragonx32 8
lol just tell him your not gay and not interested.
kurodansei 16
I learned! I love learning!
helmiz 17
this is funny
e_zava17 10
I thot this was a girl saying the story
FaygoAndMiracles 18
*thought
perdix 31
#44, that was the whole set-up part of the story. It's a comedy technique called misdirection. The set-up leads you to think the OP is a girl, but the punch line reveals the opposite (unless it's really a girl using a stand-up urinal.)
Wizzlbang 10
probably "............................................."
Drifting 21
If a breaks the unspoken urinal rules, you know he's up to no good...lol
Drifting 21
If a guy*
writergirl23 19
At least you know you're well hung :p
lolnothanks 18
Well then, looks like urine trouble