Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
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Top comments
BeccaHugs 17
Maybe he has a thing for uranal . . . um er I mean urinals.
thenamesbrooksy 9
Hey take it as a compliment.
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Comments (93)
Cazz91 21
He wants the D pretty badly from you OP.
worldclassrager 41
At first reading I was wondering why this was on here.., Anyway...now there is a possibility that he wasn't trying to sound in the point of being gay...there is always the possibility he noticed something before that caught his attention (pool skills maybe) and followed you in for maybe assistance in that category...but I can understand that can be awkward..,
Omniprism 15
Without being a gay man I suppose who knows what is couth and uncouth.
MrPortalFan 21
Commence barfing now.
skyeyez9 25
That dude is a disgusting piece of shit to be ogling a man while he is peeing, giving his rapey smile and number to OP. You are supposed to leave people alone while they are in a restroom.
CVTTRVN 19
He wants the D
yumtum4 4
Awkward!!!
perdix 31
#62, I think we call them by their last names. It's Phoebus Apollo and Pallas Athena.
Not_Impressed13 9
More likely: "I wonder how I can get in his wallet..."
xkncas 8
I can't say this sucks or you deserved it--because I think it's hot. I'd had taken his offer. ;-p