Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
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Comments (103)
lollypop30001 19
Once a cheater always a cheater she will cheat on him.
ShakeDisPlace 10
well OP at least you know who's getting your sloppy seconds!
lollypop30001 19
If you do go put a raw dead fish in their car. Next drop her gifts, bring a hot stripper girl as a date make her wear white. Tell her soon to be in laws about the ***** she is. Get really drunk and ruin her big day.
iammeorami 25
crash her wedding
Ins0mau 20
I'm pretty sure you can't crash a wedding you've been invited to...
TheyCallMeDamien 18
"Just say no."-Nancy Reagan
xSuchaAsianx 5
Watch the movie 500 days of summer...
maniaccy 8
Just no. Don't fall for her tricks again OP
LaLince 40
She invited you only to demonstrate to the other people that you're ok with her wedding and that you forgave her for the cheating. In other words she wants to appear better than she is to her new family. Accept the invitation but don't show up.
bombtastic 10
Maybe she'll try to cheat on him with you? Anyways, I would tell her **** you.. or if you really wanna screw with her head, go to her wedding and let everyone know the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
anasha_fml 2
told her husband she got herpes yesterday.