Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
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Comments (103)
pastispast 7
You should go there drunk and take the spotlight from her and ruin her moment.
Roland97 4
I don't want to say your life sucks because you're probably much better off without her. What a bitch.
jonha21 11
What does she smokes
TheSofaKing 7
Attend the wedding. When everyone is toasting the new couple, remind her of all the excuses/lies she told you when she was cheating on you.
Terrygb77 2
My ex tried to pull the exact same shit with me & it just never occurred to her exactly how or why it was inappropriate
RedPillSucks 33
sigh.... Been there, didn't do that either.
davincidasecond 24
Two words you should say to her in response, and only two: "Bitch, swerve."
tigerisabelle 31
When they say: "Speak now if you have an objection" stand up and say "I have an objection! Where are the other 250 men she's slept with in the past year? Why was I singled out?"
Inked0803 12
Well once they're married have sex with her then everyone will be about even.
Enslaved 38
"Well,- it would have meant a lot- to me if you didn't have another man's penis in you while we were married!"
MissLynn34 11
Sounds as awesome as my getting a baby shower invite from my ex husbands new babies momma. You poor, poor bastard