Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (103)
Shmatterhorn 38
I wouldn't go. Just save the money for something that would make you happy, OP.
r0dents 9
It would mean a lot to her because it would mean you forgave her. But it's not all about her, OP, just keep that in mind. I wish you the best.
bridgetv25 8
I feel your pain :( been there
bubba30 7
Just bust out laughing when she promises to be true and faithful
nk94 13
That's cold..
dakatabg 31
I would never go
pattayarick 8
Go. Keep buying them drinks until they can't even walk
Zemmiphobia 11
Hey look at the bright side. Once a cheater always a cheater.
Likian5 26
Just turn the bitch down on her offer. Accepting it would basically be like you're allowing her to rub the whole thing in your face.
Geary519 20
I hope you have a pair and told her your not going