Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
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Comments (103)
pmnilsen 2
Go to the wedding and **** her sister.....or mother
Zebediabolical 45
It's probably just a courtesy in case her parents liked you. I'm sure she doesn't really expect you to show up.
tlvv 12
Don't go, she wants you to go because it will reassure HER that YOU'VE forgiven her! It's all about making her feel ok with herself regardless of how you actually feel about her adultery.
jlynpa 10
Go for the free food and hire a model on line to come as your date and shower you with affection.
CharlesM21 3
Wedding Crash that ************!!!!!
ElvisChrist6 4
At least it means she didn't leave you in vain. She obviously actually loves that person, so at least she didn't cheat because she didn't love you or whatever. I personally would find that slightly reassuring, as awful as the situation is, that she did it because she had to, not because of you. Still, not to take away from how hard it must have been of course. Surely it'd be worse if she did it for someone she didn't give a **** about rather than someone she'd want to marry?
krez 20
Open bar? I say go, make an ass out of yourself, and ruin her wedding. Be sure to repeatedly point out that she is a cheater and a liar.
Quadroblitz 10
I'd have about a million things to say in that situation.
LissaMccracken 23
Tell you don't ******* care if it means anything to her! She obviously didn't care about your feelings when she cheated, and doesn't care about how you would feel about going to her wedding either... ******* bitch, is nobody faithful anymore?
fantasyworld 39
Come with a supermodel in a white dress.