Hell no!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17

Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."

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MrSarcasmic 10

don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you

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perdix 29

Rubbing your nose in it will mean a lot to her. I hope your wedding present to the couple was a plaster cast of your penis. Everyone loves a gag gift!

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RedPillSucks 31

He wasn't big enough to make her gag.

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jagdstl 2

Get it on with her little sister, if she has one of the age of consent, in the back pews.

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bluehero 17

I accidentally hit you deserved it but I also hit your life sucks. I'm assuming the others accidentally hit you deserved it too because you certainly don't! I hate cheaters.

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\ 28

Isn't that quite a bit of bullshit... Be gracious, OP. You've been spared a lifetime with this dishonest vixen.

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TogeBara 12

Attend and when they say "are there any reasons as to why these two" blah blah blah, stand up and say, "This **** cheated on me with you, and you expect her to marry you and remain loyal? HA!" Then leave.

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Adhdkid107 9

But then he'll be "the douchebag" who didn't show up. Also who didn't be the better man. But I agree with you completely, I'm just saying.

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bluehero 17

How can you expect an ex-husband to attend your wedding? Especially when you cheated on him. Wtf lol she's the douchebag.

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fatlemonjefferso 8

Politely decline. But if you must go, bring a woman who is way prettier than your ex even if you have to pay someone to go with you. It will distract her to no end on her fabulous day.

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tarabara17 15

At "Speak now or forever hold your piece" make that your big moment

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