Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
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Comments (103)
Elendil_fml 10
She's essentially trying to bury the hatchet on this. I don't see a problem here.
chosha_fml 27
If you said yes and attend, YDI.
nognom 2
Why do you talk to your ex dumbass
EvilUndead 9
73, grow up please. Life is long, sometimes shit happens and people drift apart or break up. It doesn't mean that they should seek revenge till the end of their lives. Just move on and don't waste any more time on your exes.
reflexion213 11
I don't know why people are downvoting this. Dude has a right to know what he's getting into.
markuskind 7
**** her and tell her new husband
worldclassrager 41
Say I object that would really make it meaningful XD...
EvilUndead 9
120, It is no longer OPs problem, so it is not worth wasting time. Besides, this dude already knows that he marries a woman that cheated on her ex-husband. Just reread the FML.
Jjaro 7
I hope you don't go! I'm sorry OP.
pmnilsen 2
Kill the bitch