Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
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Comments (103)
DaveMcB 5
Go and bring someone 10x as attractive as her! Make her jealous and look bad at her own damn wedding.
SarahRaeAnn 5
The past is the past..Right?
jrock9093 18
fu** that bit** you deserve better.
anonymousy37 5
Simple.... Just don't go :)
MDTeddy 13
Op should vow never to speak to her again. It is bad enough that she cheated on him, but to marry the guy? Op should tell the guy she is marrying to back out because she is known to cheat or just tell him to keep an eye on her because she is known to cheat.
kbummm 8
What a total b*tch.
morella_xx 29
Unless it's far away, absolutely accept. You get a free meal and hopefully an open bar, which will come in handy when you get rip roaring drunk and tell her new in-laws all about how the happy couple met. Make sure to audibly chuckle during the vows. Bonus points if you can swipe a gift from the table on your way out.
How_you_doin 10
I love you! That is the most brilliant thing I have ever read, remind me to never cheat on you ;)
Ryodin 11
Propose a toast while you're there. Tell the obligatory 'how they met' story to everyone. Best yet, try to look like you're completely oblivious as to why the room suddenly gets quiet when you start with "when we were married," and move on to, "she SAID she was going to her mother's but-"
shadow7x 10
I would go there and embarrass her and trash her wedding so her day would be ruined
jman26 11
FTB
ctchan2381 5
bring a bunch of buddies.... get piss drunk with a DD and go to town at her wedding