Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, the woman I've loved for 15 years and had children with told me she's remarrying to the man she cheated on me with. Since her father passed last year, she wants me to give her away at the wedding. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, my ex-wife got engaged to the guy who she started dating two weeks into our six month "trial separation." I can't even get a date.. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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ilovedinosawers 17
Good riddance. In the words of a wise young black woman, "SHE A STUPID HOE."
MrSarcasmic 10
don't worry the poor sap will find out the same as you
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Comments (103)
ultra_notorious 26
I'd tell her to pack sand or go play out in traffic.
Ryodin 11
Ah yes. The sacred institution of marriage. Where you and another person join yourselves before God, lie to him and go **** other people. But that's cool. The big guy is gullible, he'll totally believe you the second time too.
Kylienne 5
Don't stoop to her level, OP. Just pity her for not being able to appreciate the best thing that ever came her way. Turn a cold shoulder and go find happiness. We all know she won't find it.
roeboat72 22
Some people in this world are oblivious to the pain they cause, or too caught up in themselves.
Fmlreadermostly 20
My best friend had this happen to her. Only they were both in a relationship with the girl.
tdrtnlz 7
Go to the wedding and hook up with her maid of honour.
limabeans101029 21
Why are there so many ydi's for this?!
Omniprism 15
Hell no.
cetlawizard 15
I'd attend & when it was asked "if anyone has reason why these two should not be wed..." Say, "I object on the grounds that she's marrying the man she cheated on me with, which is why I divorced her!" Then walk out.
feelingold 18
sue her for emotional distress! just f*cking sue everybody! you're welcome