Dodged a bullet, TBH

By RKD - 23/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Panama City

Today, my girlfriend, whom I thought I would marry, broke up with me. She broke up with me because I don't believe the government controls the weather. Um, what? FML
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Congrats on dodging that before it got complicated.

and you want to marry an idiot like that? ydi

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Congrats on dodging that before it got complicated.

The government can seed clouds with dry ice to make it rain, so....

and you want to marry an idiot like that? ydi

In some way they do. Just look at all the CO2 they leave, that directly controls the weather. Meaning that in some way they do control it.

That's not controlling the weather, that's affecting it

you sure she wasn't taking the piss and wanted to break up with you for something else but was too much of a coward?

You’re better off mate

See? That's why Trump says climate change is a hoax -- it's not going to change, it's just going to be what the government wants it to be. Follow the money.

You shouldn't say fuck my life but rather something like hallelujah.

lucky for you, dude. belief in conspiracies only increases over time.

I suggest volunteering as a stunt man for the new Matrix movie they're working on, because you're already dodging bullets like a pro.