Love, Dating and Miscellaneous: Heavy rotation

Heavy rotation

By shescomfortablynumb - 05/06/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

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You deserved it 229

By bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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You deserved it 1 254

By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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You deserved it 3 051

By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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You deserved it 3 356

First dates suck

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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You deserved it 300

By Eloise - 21/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML

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You deserved it 370

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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You deserved it 3 922

By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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Meanwhile, in 1953…

By nope! - 04/03/2020 12:00

Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML

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Time to skedaddle

By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Queens

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to date other people, but still wants to be with me. He said, “Yes I want to be with you, but maybe we can both find better.” I found out he’s been texting another woman. FML

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You deserved it 95

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:28

...At least he's organized? D:

absent_toast 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

Wow. You should continue dating him and see if you win.

Comments

silentdln 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:12

That guy is a pimp fo real, that guy is my hero and u should continue to see him cuz he's real!

fortytwo 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:12

#70 just won the game. Tell him that sadly, your schedules would only synch every 42 weeks as he is your seventh boyfriend.

thatswasup 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:12

#16 or give him a BJ lol either works Or do the cooking XD

jaybyrd 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:16

THE HELL ??

yungmoolahbaby 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:17

is he dating or running a baseball team? geez.

MrJentipede 2

Friday 5 June 2009 18:18

The FML here is probably the OP will lose out to one of the other women. I don't believe the others have gone out and complain to strangers on the internet.

TysonFawlay 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:21

What a tool.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:22

Damn girl, you should be only so grateful that you found out now!

KenMcGormick 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:23

is he rafa benitez?

jillian_xx 0

Friday 5 June 2009 18:24

#29 couldn't agree more when dating, you should be dating around. when in a relationship, then there is no outside dating that should be happening. and hey, at least he told you.