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Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML
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Fickle 6

What business is it of his? What an asshole, better luck next time.

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RichardPencil 30

You should have said four and eat and drink to your heart's content. After he paid the check, say "I meant four ... this week."

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Fickle 6

What business is it of his? What an asshole, better luck next time.

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ojoRojo 27

**** shaming in the first 5 minutes? Not worth your time.

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RichardPencil 30

You should have said four and eat and drink to your heart's content. After he paid the check, say "I meant four ... this week."

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timinator5000 28

Wonder what his answer would have been if you asked him the exact same thing...

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fjvitt 14

I actually don’t think your life sucks...just that one date... more his issue than yours...

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distortedcognition 17

You should’ve asked the insecure bastard if he meant on camera or off

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UnbrokenRose 10

I'm so tired of hearing that wanting a partner with a low body count means that someone is "insecure". You have the right to bang as many people as you want, and others have the right to tell you that it makes you incompatible. It's not what he said, but how he said it, that's the problem here.

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Matt Much 12

I fail to see the problem. It was an important issue to him and he covered it. In poor taste to mention in the first 5 minutes but the guy is efficient.

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1known 30

Why not asking how many partners he had? He’d better have less than five.

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E2dav 5

Bet he didn't. Those types of guys are always 'do as I say bit not as I do'...

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Miss_Red 18

You dodged a huge bullet, sweetie. No one's 'body count' should really matter.

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UnbrokenRose 10

I just rolled my eyes so hard at your comment that I think I saw my own brain. You don't get to decide what "should" or "shouldn't" matter to anyone else, just because it rules you out for dating them. 🙄

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Itsheragain 9

i wouldve said 5 including your dad. i mean since he wants to be a ********.

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