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Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
What business is it of his? What an asshole, better luck next time.
You should have said four and eat and drink to your heart's content. After he paid the check, say "I meant four ... this week."