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By Emcee - 05/06/2009 10:48 - Philippines

Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I was hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then fainted. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 14:45 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML

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By KJS - 10/03/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I got up on stage excited to recite a spoken word piece that I worked on and memorized for about 20 hours, neglecting other obligations like studying for an exam the next day. I blanked out in the middle of the performance in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 05:34

Today, I did my first night of open-mic standup. The first 5 minutes went badly, but I don't know if it got any better afterwards, because a drunk audience member climbed up on stage and knocked me out. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 23:19 - Canada

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2011 07:29 - Australia

Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 21:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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By buster - 13/02/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2013 06:03 - Australia - Wantirna

Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

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By s13495 - 24/10/2013 15:52 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

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Friday 5 June 2009 16:29

You should run for president.

bruh_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:30

I get u, that must suck but that is pretty hard as a first time event for hosting

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nuked 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:29

You should run for president.

johnjkl 22

Wednesday 5 August 2015 7:08

You comment made my actually laugh not just breathe out fast through my nose

bruh_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:30

I get u, that must suck but that is pretty hard as a first time event for hosting

scvcwcheer 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 21:31

yeah really. but it could have been worse I'm sure how big was the school?

eliarivera 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:30

First!! Haha. Uh, and fyl

Fmylifffeee 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:30

ahahahahaha i would've done the same i think :]] and #3 fail

popsoda 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

could have been worse, you could have farted

SUSAltd 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:31

Ouch... And I'd have to agree with #1. That would be amazing.

Username_1000 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:34

yikes sorry. my sister fainted during a project presentation once

joshm18 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:34

Ugh... Sorry about your experience but it made me chuckle on a day that I needed a good laugh!

glitchz 0

Friday 5 June 2009 16:34

Think of how many people have this recorded :]

Tika876 18

Friday 5 June 2009 16:36

Sorry, at least everyone will remember you.

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