Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
"Prepare for take off."
pizzafrommars 14
Lemme tell a similar story. Happened about an hour ago. I attempted to lose my virginity to the most beautiful girl on earth. Couldn't get it up.
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Comments (115)
thefmlman2011 37
I'm an aviation enthusiast, and i approve this.
xmann277 13
I'm not, but I still do.
thefmlman2011 37
it's ok bro, each to their own.
GipsyFromSpace 5
So it sucked. But did you?
persianchick 13
Hahaha nice one
Cads1 24
Afraid he is all show and no go!
chaseafterwind82 29
Sounds like the pilot bailed out before the flight even left the runway...
Silk_Routes 14
Well You deserved it Op ;-)
chuchusheep 19
it just gets better from here. two people losing their virginity to each other is normally super awkward. could just be he said that cause he was nervous.
hkhan24 23
Looks like the pilot is very trigger happy, he shot his missiles a bit too quick..
Dave_Davington 34
Must've had a very strong tail wind.
Xion0014 20
And you're annoyed that he was completely turned on by you? Girls who complain about guys ejaculating too fast are annoying. It's sexy and say they're that turned on. If you wanted to finish first, stick with oral. Guys never last long especially if they're also a virgin. Also if he was uncircumcised it wouldn't haven taken long. Tell him to give you oral after he's done next time to let you finish.
Oh_My_Gosh_015 4
For girls it's not only about having an ******, it's about being close and enjoying the experience. Him finishing after two thrusts was kind of disappointing because she probably enjoyed it and it didn't live up to her expectations. It's really irritating when guys complain about girls complaining
Oh_My_Gosh_015 4
When they were simply enjoying the act. Ironic isn't it?
DjeePee 25
And having sex for less than a minute isn't annoying, ofcourse. Oh yes, I can imagine how one must truly feel sexually fulfilled, both physical and emotional, after getting two thrusts from your beloved one. That's definitely more rewarding than masturbating.
theaaxis 27
Finishing early is better than not at all, but we're still allowed to be disappointed over a session being cut short...
Xion0014 20
For girls? Or for you? I'm a girl soo...
MandieL 27
My husband hates it when he finishes too fast. It's just not as enjoyable for him. Part of the experience is actually getting to be intimate with me, pump, pump, done is not all that intimate. For the first time I understand, but it's not necessarily because the guy was super turned on, but because he was inexperienced. I don't mind a quicky when we need it, they can be hot. But sometimes I like a little more intimacy (as does My husband)
lovelockdown23 23
first off the point of the fml is his comment that he made. secondly you're a female who obviously is in a very disappointing intimate situation. the fact that you've made excuses for someone finishing after two thrusts says that you've talked yourself into feeling that it's because he thinks that you're undeniably sexy and can't help it. lmfao that is terribly sad. OP it gets better and there are things that can be done to help him last longer. He'll get better over time. Do not listen to this nonsense of women should be happy not being satisfied.
Xion0014 20
Uh i guess you guys don't believe in second rounds... Lmao
Xion0014 20
Yea.. You wouldn't know that. My sex life is pretty fantastic. People just aren't creative anymore it seems.
kalbrek009 20
That when foreplay & possibly after play/cuddling/snuggling works into the equation, when you want more intimacy. The actual act itself isn't the only way to be intimate.
mrut92 17
Well coming from a guys point of view.....if it was his first time, it can be very awkward, scary, embarrassing, and stressful simply because the way a **** driven society has painted the picture of sex to kids. While it does suck op only got a few seconds her first time it only gets better and so will he if he tries. The biggest part is to calm your nerves and enjoy it. My first time I was so nervous that it ruined it but like I said it only gets better and 99% of people's first isn't that great if they're being truthful.