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Jkjorn's FML badges
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You are now a certified FML member
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.