Kids, Fight, Movies and Public freakouts: Great day out

Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By Cheyennereed - 17/02/2013 15:50 - United States - Shaw A F B

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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Welshite 39

Sunday 15 September 2013 2:19

Well, movie popcorn is expensive.

pam241 15

Sunday 15 September 2013 2:20

And your son is now scarred for life.

Comments

dancer4life143 13

Sunday 15 September 2013 5:31

**** your son's life. You chose to marry this moron, but your son had no choice in who his father was.

Shootermtd25 7

Sunday 15 September 2013 5:44

I would of punched him too What a retard

Callilah 13

Sunday 15 September 2013 6:04

Sounds like this should be a clip in jackass.

krakhd 15

Sunday 15 September 2013 6:15

What a wierdo.

catsie_fml 14

Sunday 15 September 2013 6:28

This kind of made my night, thank you

Justy101 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 6:42

I feel sorry for you and your son, but your husband definitely deserved that punch.

AprylAnn 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 6:46

Omfg, are you serious? Such a dick move.

Deadmike 7

Sunday 15 September 2013 7:49

bad choice in husband, your own fault.. poor kid..

smf32 3

Sunday 15 September 2013 8:01

Your husband was being a prick and should be ashamed of himself for doing something like that especially during a family outing. I'm not saying that the other guy should have punched him, but I understand. How to deal with a popcorn thief: When they have their hand in your bucket of popcorn lean over to them and say "man these outbreaks itch like hell!" then pretend to scratch yourself, use the same hand you "scratched yourself" with to get more popcorn. No violence involved.