By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 17:41 - Canada

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML
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AverageJoey 18

"Well if i'm trash then what does that make you?" "I don't know!" "Grounded. It makes you grounded."

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blakeyboy22 12

Well... Hopefully it isn't garbage day anytime soon, make the escape while you can!

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Mossyoak_kw 28

Kids say the darndest things

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flufee2 27

I hate when people say this shit

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pooldude 24

this is in a whole different ballpark. it left me with wide eyes and open mouth.

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

#1 covered this comment already.

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Emzinatorbot 26

Kids are so honest about their feelings..

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blakeyboy22 12

Well... Hopefully it isn't garbage day anytime soon, make the escape while you can!

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aylind 18

Someone needs a stern talk and a timeout.

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Nymeria_fml 25

Are you that someone?

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EddiesGirl 14

I think what #5 is trying to say is that the mother should have a talk to her daughter about how saying certain things can be hurtful.

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aylind 18

Thank you #60! I don't understand why I got thumbed down so much for recommending reprimanding the child. She needs to understand that speaking to someone like that is rude and disrespectful. What if she had said that to her teacher or fellow student? She needs to learn.

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Tankkiller308 16

Ya except it's a saying meant to be funny I'm sure the kid didn't actually me they were garbage. It is something we say to each other all the time at school

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stupidface15 16

i didnt know lil wayne had a daughter

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starile 19

He actually does, she just turned 16 and had a pimped-as-hell birthday party with two new luxury cars. Let's see what OP's daughter gets, with that attitude lol

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watermelon15 35

Nothing if she's still behaving like this.

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CitricAcid 21

Well, looks like someone is going to grow up to be a serial killer...

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lalundsten 16

Haha this made my day, you're awesome! - but I really do hope she doesn't become a serial killer...

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Wizardo 33

Is your daughter Batman on the down low by any chance?

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LittleMissShadow 16

Kids say the darnedest things

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grimpeeper 13

That is literally the very first comment.

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AverageJoey 18

"Well if i'm trash then what does that make you?" "I don't know!" "Grounded. It makes you grounded."

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caleb_ohs 8

If you're going to ground your kid for calling you trash and they're little, which means they probably don't understand how it feels if they're to young, then you probably shouldn't have anymore kids.

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tantanpanda 26

#67, here's a bridge and there's you. get over yourself.

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AutisticAbyss 10

Sounds like you wronged her in some way without conscience. Give it time & you'll find the sorce of the issue.

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Jellysweetheart 23

*source

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