eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Fraser
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Play it cool
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
annonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at a neighborhood party, my drunk mother told all our neighbors, including a girl I like, about my struggles with a micropenis. FML
Anonymous
Walnut, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
ikungfuyou
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
ShadowJack
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Top comments
X_o_X_ocutie 0
u were talking to your dick, Why?
MrNiceGuy518 3
-insert clever penis joke here-
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Comments (415)
DaveOnDope 4
I don't talk to "Mr. Happy" anymore, but every now and then the SO gives him a good tongue lashing...
azcarate 0
dork lol
mea_iloveskiing 26
And then your penis caught you talking to your mom. :D
RedPillSucks 33
That two timing mothertalker!!!!
MyMuse7 0
sooooo....how's it hangin?
RedPillSucks 33
A little to the left.
MyMuse7 0
sooooo....how's it hangin?
coryadam23 0
Umm..what the f¤¤¤ seriously?
rinranthatway 4
I have meaningful conversations with my ******.
kykyshay 0
people shouldn't share this
jess6blondie9 3
I agree.
TheNewGuy03 29
i think...that certain pairs of lips should not be on either side of a conversation. unless another person is involved, that is. |the kid|
Adree 15
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Omg you made my day!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! haha ohh my god... Hahaha ohh boy... My mom caught me talking to my boobs one time ll it was hella funny
CarleeBugg123 5
Seriously, who talks to their dick?
DuRpY 5
Yeh, your mom caught me in the act, too. She really needs to learn how to knock, or at least start wearing a cowbell around her neck, that jerk!